that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN
never mind it’s game of thrones
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like
“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”
I lost it.
HE’S SO STRESSED ABOUT THE BOYS
I don’t watch Supernatural and sometimes it is just so hard to tell if some of these gifs really happened, if they’re fan made, or outtakes.
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell