Sep 4,2014 /11597

studip:

my irl friends r my problematic faves

Sep 4,2014 /332966
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thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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Sep 4,2014 /160265

the-hipsters-cat:

underthesamestar:

do you sometimes just start reading fanfiction and you’re like

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Sep 4,2014 /81

ohmyfreakinggodric:

talking to people makes me nervous

not talking to people makes me sad

wHY

Sep 4,2014 /85275

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

Sep 4,2014 /31135
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totallyfubar:

Imagine a teenage Groot having an existential crisis going “am I Groot”

Sep 4,2014 /8342
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samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

Sep 4,2014 /163140
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j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

Sep 4,2014 /54837

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

Sep 4,2014 /411678

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans